July 2011
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fwb.
Today, I saw the new movie Friends with Benefits starring Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. People have said it’s a lot like the semi-recent movie No Strings Attached featuring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. It is in a way like that movie, but not entirely. In FWB, Mila Kunis is emotionally damaged while Justin Timberlake is emotionally unavailable. In NSA, Ashton Kutcher is just kind...
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the trials and tribulations of bras. →
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“Khloé: Rob, I don’t like it when you say provocative things and look at...”
– Keeping Up With The Kardashians
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"Catnip"
A hot guy doting on his pooch is probably the woman equivalent to a guy seeing a girl in a naked dress. You can’t help but want to strike up a conversation. Whether or not you have the self restraint is a whole other story.
“Ashley: she was so fat in high school
me: she got drug skinny though
Ashley:...”
– Ashley Cristofano
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Inappropriate Laughter
It’s something the majority of people on Earth are cursed with. But is it really a curse? Or is it a gift? I guess it depends. If you laugh at a funeral because the person is dead, that is of course uncool. But if you laugh because in your mind you can’t believe they’re gone and you’re thinking of it like a sick joke and in a couple seconds the person will pop up and say...
“Don’t get mad, get everything.”
– Ivanka Trump
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La Rêve de la Mienne
Okay, this post is going to be a little bit… all about me. Or to narrow that broad statement down, about my ambitions, and what I see happening in my perfect world future. I know it’s a little conceited, but if you weren’t even a little curious about my thoughts, you wouldn’t be reading this blog, right? Or maybe you’re just that bored, in which case, I’ll try...
Anecdote with a Martini
Picture this: A cold, snowy day in Rochester, New York. A refrigeration salesman goes about his day, passing friends and co-workers: they’re all glad to see him. He can make anyone smile with his great sense of humor or even a mere “hey, how’re you doing?”. There’s not a single enemy in any part of his life, not even in business. This man’s name is Harry Smith....
